female-twink-deactivated2021032:

margbarcis:

caramelmadeleine:

why is he on top thats unrealistic

ok fixed

olivia-the-weirdo:

mercury-kid:

kezia-kawaii:

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

Gimme money or else Adrian Smith the mullet man will rant about fish for 40 hours

deuvaodechinita:

Nicholas Hoult

mxsamwilson-deactivated20210618:

You insult one mediocre white man and here comes the whole gang. Pack it up The Expendables

yuri-alexeyevich:

neoperks:

PEAS 🦆 part 3

labelleizzy:

mermaid-stede:

jemariel:

dee-the-red-witch:

baconis42:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

royalharkinian:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I have something extremely important to say

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

gorps:

bat-drogynous:

lost-in-pink:

jingles:

x

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

jaydenthorne:

cloudvelundr:

I’ve been seeing a lot of threat posts lately and honestly? Fuck that shit.
People could have made nice posts but no - y’all gotta go and give people anxiety.
No-one needs to reblog bupkis.

Reblogging because people are full of shit lately

monticellomarshmallow:

ouyangdan:

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boō, present infinitive boāre, perfect active boāvī, supine boātum

Recte!

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

get out

This is exactly the kind of content I come here for like I want to print this out, frame it and put it on my wall.

muffinshark:

IT’S OCTOBER👻👻👻

netnel:

1969

programmerhumour:

Sad encryption noises